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Post by eggman on Jun 7, 2009 9:03:32 GMT -5
Hey, I came across three signed LP's this week, two by Samhain, another by Butthole Surfers, both from the 80s. Does anyone know how I could go about getting them appraised to see if they are legit? I'm pretty sure they are, for the records came in a batch of about 1000 punk lp's and those were the only 3 signed. If you know of anyone, or any sites, gimme a shout.
Egg
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Post by Steven H Christ on Jun 8, 2009 9:05:20 GMT -5
I think the most appropriate answer would be: who GIVES a fuck?
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Post by eggman on Jun 8, 2009 12:24:33 GMT -5
Someone will...check popsike on autographed Danzig shit and ask me again. Then when you realize that once again you've been proven to be the value of a bag of severed dicks, you can go slam your dicknosed face in the toilet until the seat breaks off. If that don't work, you can always go rape a kangaroo and unload your heroin induced limpdick with it's low-sperm-count into it's pouch and let the beast pound your red, infected asshole with it's boxing techniques until you orgasm so hard that your dicknose explodes off your face and lands in a crocodile's nest, getting rid of it for good.
Yeah.
Egg
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Post by jeanpop2 on Jun 8, 2009 13:09:38 GMT -5
Someone will...check popsike on autographed Danzig shit and ask me again. Then when you realize that once again you've been proven to be the value of a bag of severed dicks, you can go slam your dicknosed face in the toilet until the seat breaks off. If that don't work, you can always go rape a kangaroo and unload your heroin induced limpdick with it's low-sperm-count into it's pouch and let the beast pound your red, infected asshole with it's boxing techniques until you orgasm so hard that your dicknose explodes off your face and lands in a crocodile's nest, getting rid of it for good. Yeah. Egg You just wrote lyrics for the new Lydia Lunch album. |
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Post by Freakrusted on Jun 8, 2009 13:23:30 GMT -5
You just wrote lyrics for the new Lydia Lunch album. Or a script for a new experimental New York movie. She used to suck dick "in artsy punky way" in those Richard Kern and Nick Zedd shorts. |
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Post by eggman on Jun 8, 2009 13:52:33 GMT -5
It's the lyrics to my soon-to-be concept album about a child molesting, animal raping, garage-punk nazi from Australia. I'm calling it "The Life & Times Of a Dicknose".
Egg
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Post by bradx on Jun 8, 2009 16:31:43 GMT -5
you really think a samhain fan is smart enough to know the difference?
congrats on the find, and hope ya make some good $$$ selling those turds. (although BS arent that bad)
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Post by eggman on Jun 8, 2009 19:01:32 GMT -5
Well, since Danzig/Misfits fans are so dedicated, I'd think they would know the difference, actually. They'll most likely go for around 50 each...if I'm lucky...
Egg
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Post by Steven H Christ on Jun 8, 2009 19:35:03 GMT -5
How exciting.
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Post by eggman on Jun 8, 2009 22:46:12 GMT -5
Yes, it is. I'm about as excited as the time you saw the Crocodile Hunter in his tight fag shorts for the first time...you know, that same day when you were hospitalized for sticking your dick into the tube of your television, electrocuting all three inches of it, along with several lacerations from all that glass you busted through. I've never heard of a dick able to get hard enough to bust through a tv screen, but man... you really musta' had a serious erection that day! Egg |
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Post by Steven H Christ on Jun 9, 2009 8:46:27 GMT -5
suck my teeny pee-pee!!!! Egg God, what an insufferable bore. |
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Post by eggman on Jun 9, 2009 9:06:42 GMT -5
Everytime you respond to me, you get owned....so why bother?
Egg
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Post by Steven H Christ on Jun 9, 2009 9:20:32 GMT -5
OK. I'm a total fucking asshole loser. Happy now? And will you PLEASE stop talking about how little my peepee is? Egg Quite right, I could never hope to compete with your staggering repartee. So I don't even bother. I find that you're more than capable of making yourself look like a cocklickin dickbrained sackblower all by yourself.  Carry on, buttbreath. |
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Post by eggman on Jun 9, 2009 19:01:06 GMT -5
Your ball sac looks like a wad of chewing gum placed in the center of an ashtray full of hair and dirt with two raisens stuck in it.
Egg
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Post by Steven H Christ on Jun 9, 2009 19:14:09 GMT -5
Your ball sac looks like a wad of chewing gum placed in the center of an ashtray full of hair and dirt with two raisens stuck in it. Egg Man, if I was as stupid as you I'd shoot myself. That's a hint, by the way. |
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